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FALSE: Semen is mostly fruit sugar [fructose] and enzymes - not low-carb. Which explains why there's no Oral Sex Diet.

DEFINITION: A fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

26 Aug 10

There were almost half a million new cases of sexually transmitted infections/diseases (STIs/STDs) in the UK last year, figures show. Experts at the Health Protection Agency (HPA) say young people are most affected. And one in 10 of 15-24 year olds with an STI/STD become infected again within a year.

The 482,696 new cases represent a 3% rise from the 2008 figures, continuing a "steady upward trend" that the HPA said had been seen over the past decade. Urban and deprived areas have the highest rates.

The rise is in part due to more testing, and the use of tests which are more sensitive at picking up signs of an infection - but experts believe unsafe sexual behaviour is also part of the story.

An STI/STD expert at the HPA, said: "Many studies have shown that young adults are more likely to have unsafe sex. Often they lack the skills and confidence to negotiate safer sex. Re-infection is also a worrying issue. Teenagers are repeatedly putting their own and others' long-term health at risk."

Health ministers said they would look at what more could be done to increase young people's awareness of risks.

"The only difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you."

Woody Allen

WOMAN is 'Man's Breast Friend'!

One day the African chief's wife gave birth to a white child and the chief was absolutely stunned. He suspected some hanky panky and went to the white Jesuit missionary father and looked at him suspiciously.

"You have been screwing about with my wives," he accused the white father, who looked very uncomfortable. The Jesuit, tried to wriggle out of the difficult situation by trying to explain Mendel's laws of genetics to the wrathful black.

"You see that herd of sheep," he said pointing to the chief's herd, "Most of them are white; but you will also notice 2 black lambs among them."

"OK! OK!" said the chief. "You keep your mouth shut and so will I."

FACT: Most men love hand jobs. After all, it's how they give themselves pleasure. What men don't love are bad hand jobs.

To perfect your technique take your cue from him. The single best way to learn how to give a good hand job is to watch him masturbate, since he's ultimately the real expert of his own body.

DEFINITION: The cruel effect of gravity upon aged breasts.

Just because a woman hits menopause doesn’t mean her sex life is over - in fact, most women can enjoy better sex after their reproductive years. Not only is sex a great exercise, it also slows down the aging process.

Against popular myth, a woman’s desire for sexual intimacy is not tied to menopause, and decline in sex drive is not a part of the normal aging process. In fact, the presence of free testosterone in her system at this stage actually increases sex drive for some.

A lack of sex drive, on the other hand, could be a result of stress or painful sex. Talking with a gynaecologist about her sex-related concerns can help a woman decide if she needs to switch her medications, seek the services of a psychologist or take a stress reduction class.

Because of the lack of oestrogen, a woman may experience vaginal dryness and uterine contractions associated with orgasm, both of which may make sex painful. But these can be counteracted by over-the-counter remedies such as lubricants or gels. Consultation with a doctor always help, as does frequent love making.

The male snake has two sex organs, the hemipenes, which extend and release sperm.

Snake sex usually takes under an hour, but it can last as long as a whole day.